Psi-Chaos Ecric Greets the Community!!

[Psi-Chaos Ecric]

A large tan furred minotaur enters the woods. Shortly afterwards he waves his magic staff and few lightning bolts come down and split a few of the trees without catching them on fire.
I am Psi-Chaos Ecric. I occasionally go crazy, but I never try to do harm to anyone. I just like to be center of attention. Does this place have a chatter box? Now to show you all one of my signature spells!
Psi-Chaos Ecric floats into the air and generates a tornado around himself. He then waves his magic staff and lightning strikes into the wind. Another wave and fire enters the mix. Then followed by a torrent of water. He then begins twirling his staff and hundreds of thousands of nuggets of semi-precious and precious metals enter the giant maelstrom surrounding him. Finally, millions of precious and semi-precious gemstones fall from the sky and into the maelstrom. The maelstrom then begins to spin faster and faster, glowing brightly in a rainbow of colors which converge into a silver color. Suddenly, the winds stops and the silver colored material floats in the air. Psi-Chaos Ecric waves his staff and the shiny silver ooze falls to the ground.
Don't be fooled. Making this stuff isn't as easy as it looks. The expenses in money and energy are great and intense concentration is required to coordinate over 100 chemical reactions going on at the same time. But the reward is great. This ooze is a very powerful magical ingredient and any wizard, mage, or alchemist would be willing to give their right arms just for an ounce of the stuff. But I've discovered a way to make it in large quantities and now I give it to all in this world, including the moderators and administrators. Go on, take as much as you like. Its my gift to the community and my way of introducing myself (aside from the chaos).

[Psi-Chaos Ecric]

THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF ATTENTION!!!!.....Very well then.....I shall get attention all right.....
A devious smirk spreads across the muzzle of his bovine face as he raises his magical staff into the air and conjures a small dark cloud above the Broken Dagger Tavern.
I shall drive the people out of the tavern with a small hailstorm ( )...as in NOT a big one....just a little one that will rattle the windows and get people to notice me and come and get this cool silver ooze I made before it dries up completely. Its already been 5 days since I cast the spell.....COME ON ALREADY!!!!
He waves his magic staff around and the cloud begins to drop hailstones the sizes of all the sizes of marbles all over the tavern's roof, making quite a racket on the windows.
I shall get my attention soon enough.....

[Rattrap]

Sergeant Hickensen and Private Williams watched momentarily, trying to figure out just what the hell was going on - it appeared as if some minotaur was attacking the tavern, which was usually a cause for alarm. But it seemed that he was failing. The artificial hailstorm was doing little more than making a racket; but of course, there was always the obvious chance that the spell would increase in power and intensity. But the two guards weren't going to let it get that far.

"Sir!" the sergeant would hollar at him. "Desist!"

[Psi-Chaos Ecric]

Well, now that I've been noticed I will stop. Since you are here I can give a more elaborate description of my background. I was aimlessly wandering the internet many years ago and I decided to enter a few worlds in cyberspace such as this one. I soon became envious of the power of the moderators and I decided to try to make my own world on one of the millions of planets orbiting around the star "Invision". I tried to nourish this world but I was not nearly powerful enough. So I left my world and all the others to concentrate on my studies. The major magical fields I have studied in are alchemy, transfiguration, and advanced cosmic spells. Even with all my studies I'm still not powerful enough yet to create my ideal planet. I want to create a planet that's divided into different factions of member and has a central area for all factions, but I do not know how yet. So I continued to wander cyberspace until I stumbled upon a planet of artists and writers called Elfwood and there I encountered the work of a minotaur who I now greatly admire even though she still doesn't know I exist. Her name is Kazanthi de-Arluun, but you all know her as Kaz. I want to come in contact with her, but I don't know where she is. I want to make her a moderator of my planet when it is revamped, which should be real soon. So remember my name: Psi-Chaos Ecric and spread the word that I'm looking for Kaz and I wish to make her an offer of being a moderator on my planet. No I will end the hailstorm and go off to search for her.
The minotaur twirls his magic staff around twice like a baton and then waves it hard. In an instant the hail stops and the cloud breaks up and fades away. Then he leaps up and sprints away into the woods and hides in the shadows, searching for Kaz and other minotaurs. A faint breeze then blows in and carries the message: Remember my name........tell all other minotaurs of my presence...........I want to meet Kaz..........I'll be waiting in the woods........surprise me...........