by Treadwell » Sun Jun 05, 2011 7:43 am
Week of the eighth day of the eighth month, going to the fourteenth, 210.
In Treadwell's sleeping moments, and in the back of the Councilor's mind during his waking ones, Tubbius pays merry, joyful attention to the fairies in New Hibera during the week after his announcement by way of "borrowing" their king, Richard Aengus.
Morning of the ninth day of the eighth month, 210.
"Richard," Dr. Barrin squeaks with a yawwwn as he toddles into his half-brother and ruler's bedroom, still wearing his white nightgown and slippers, "what was all that about last night, promising folks wondrous blessings from Tubbius?" The great-bellied doctor comes to a stop in his wheezy waddling, though, as he tilts gently to his left. Richard is standing there by his bed, naked except a pair of very loose, baggy trousers for sleeping. "What's that on your stomach? Are you ill?"
Toddling over to the king follows, and out reach his fleshy fingers to trace the tender rings of fat that have grown out from Richard's middle overnight. At the touch, the king shudders.
"I don't know, Doctor! I remember giving that speech, and these had grown upon my belly before I went out the door. . . but I don't know what brought it on me! I tell you, though, I'm starving! Can we bother with this later?"
"Richard!" comes a shocked yip of surprise. "These are the Rings of Tubbius mentioned in the Folds! They only grow from the most righteous, most faithful of the Tubbian bellies!" He stops a moment. "I think there's quite a lot more to what happened last night than either of us know. Now, get you some clothes--a gown at least!--and let's go get some breakfast."
Noon of the ninth day of the eighth month, 210.
In a small house in the base of New Hibera's multi-tiered structure are two identical twin sisters: Minda and Winda, both redwings of the lowest class, both married to construction working laborers, both five months into the usual six month New Hiberan fairy pregnancy, both great-bellied from such. Minda, older by mere minutes, currently differentiates herself from her sister in an easily noticed way: she is feeding a seven month old baby at her breast as she toddles around her house. Lunch is being put together, and for these redwings, it is the usual mix of nectar and mungus, which is a spongy, breadlike fungus that grows in the damper regions of the New Hiberan caves. The meal is hardly filling usually, but it is reasonably edible (and, were the truth known, highly fattening except for the simple fact that nearly all fairies burn through food at immense rates).
Today, though, a breathless Winda grins wildly as she joins her sister in the living room, a great, round pot held in her arms and rested on her belly.
"What's this, Win? Something to add to lunch?"
"Yes! MILK!"
"Milk!"
"Milk! I went out flying with Foy's old grandfather's spear this morning!"
"Foolish."
"I found me a cow out in a bigling field, I flew up to her udder--"
"Foolish! A swat of its tail would have killed you and your baby both!" The pot is set on the table next to their plates, being opened moments later.
"I flew right up to her udder, and I poked her with the spear! Oh, she mooed great big, thinking it was a bug stinging her, but I filled up my pot and flew right back here."
"Mmph! It looks fresh!"
"That's because it is, Min!"
Laughter rolls from them both, prompting a squeak from the nursing infant at Minda's breast.
"Min. . . I don't think I've ever seen Anille take that much yet. She's eating like a fat, bigling pig--or our dear Richard! They're about the same!"
"Do you think what he said last night was truth?"
"That we're supposed to eat like fat kings and queens? That our food's not going to run out?" Winda snorts with disgust. "I think he's listening to his belly too much instead of his head."
The rest of the meal goes in silence until Win notices a simple thing.
"Min, we're not running out of food."
"And she's still sucking. . . . I think King Richard was right."
"Well, I could still eat!"
"Win, I could use a nap!"
"Why don't we do both? He said our beds would be wonderfully comfy. Why don't we put him to the test for both things?"
Winda gives her twin a great big grin and rubs her belly, gently pulling her infant Anille from her breast and carefully taking to burping the babe.
"Why don't we do just that? Go fetch us more of this!"
Supper of the ninth day of the eighth month, 210.
"Captain, the king told us this morning to allow the men to eat everything they liked."
"The king was waddling about in here looking like he was about to drop a half a dozen babies, and the doctor was, too!"
"But Captain. . . you've seen how the cooks have been today. They haven't had to do anything except keep the pots warm and stirred! Once the men learned they could eat all they liked, and they heard it from Richard's own voice, they've sat right there and done just that!"
"I don't like it. They're supposed to be soldiers, palace guards--not gourmands!"
"Truth be told, Captain. . . we haven't had any threats to New Hibera for years. No one messes with anything of ours. Why don't we let them eat? It won't hurt. Besides. . . you should eat some more, too. It might put you in a better mood."
A wispy finger shoots up in response as the Captain of Richard's Palace Guard opens his mouth in objection. To that response, his fellow beside him grins wide and playfully stuffs a spoon full of mungus and nectar in. The Captain involuntarily shuts his mouth, chews, chews more, and swallows with a nod.
"Fine, fine. . . . We'll listen to him for a week and see how this goes."
"Wonderful, Captain! Men! Three cheers for our generous, blessed King Richard!"
Midnight of the ninth day of the eighth month, 210.
The royal bedroom is lit warmly by the glows of two exceedingly rotund, exceedingly stuffed, roly-poly fairies. Dr. Barrin and King Richard lie side by side on Richard's plushly stuffed bed, hands rubbing their extra-bloated, topless bellies. The doctor gives a strained, "Ooooohhhhh," but his face stills manages a jolly smile.
"Orin, my brother, I do believe Tubbius means very well for us all."
"He does! He wants the best for New Hibera, and by the best, he wants us to be content and a good bit lazier!"
"We work too much! We stress ourselves over every little thing! What is there to gain from all of that?" Fat pink fingers rub gently over the gurgling stomach swollen to squooshy new girth.
"All of us worry too much! All colors of fairies! We really demand too much of all of them, Richard."
"We do."
"I think Tubbius is teaching us--you and me!--a bit of humility in all this."
"I agree!" With this, Richard lets out a wheezed huff-puff for breath, patting at his breast. "I also think something, Doctor!"
"What is it, Richard?"
"I think he wants us all to be as content and lazy and fat and happy as we can be!"
"Fat, Richard? Have you seen all our people? We two are the only fat ones in the bunch!"
"That's because we work all of them too much, like you said! A few days--no, weeks! no, months, yes yes!--of this, and I believe Tubbius will be most pleased!"
"Months, Richard! Think you that He'll allow any of this to go on past this week?"
"I'm quite sure He will! This is a test! Once we pass it, I do believe Tubbius will do everything in His power to see that we--you and I!--help win as many faithful over to Him as is possible!" Richard grins greatly as his belly gives a blurrrrble. "And I know one way to start!"
"What's that, Richard?" The doctor reaches over to pat-pat the king's complaining stomach. "Shush in there!"
"I'm the king, Orin! I just have to make worship of Tubbius compulsory! Once the people see the benefits, they won't have any problems at all with following our lead!"
"You know, Richard. . . . I think you're right!"
"Looks like a table to me. Do you think it could hold up someone as bulbous as Treadwell?" -- Dr. Brennan, Myrken Wood Rememdium Edificium