The town crier blinked a few times at the message he'd received moments before. A cruel joke? What woman could *want* to love *that* man?
But, there it was, in the Governor's own sloppy script--a hastily written note in blotted letters.
"After mourning the (previously unannounced) death of my wife Hebecka a little over a month ago from a sudden illness, I've found a young lady to be the next Mrs. Gad Phuri. Her name is Violet Smithwell; we were married in a late-night ceremony here in Myrken Wood at what will remain (for the moment) an undisclosed church. Witnesses were Lieutenants Dvorak and Estefan of the Order of Straka and my own butler, Marcus Stevenson.
"We chose a private, unannounced ceremony in the interests of security; trying to announce such to the public and carry it out without any possible interference or mishaps would have been a possible nightmare that none of us needed. I do hope the good citizens of Myrken Wood can rejoice with us in this matter, putting aside the recent problems in the weather, market, cemetery and inns to enjoy, if but for a moment, their governor's wedded bliss."
The crier blinks a few more times. What to announce? When? "The fat old coot's went and done it again--and announce that *now!* Toby, get the ladder in position! Now, boy!" Ahhhhh. Half past one and all is weeeelllllllllllllllll. . . . .
