by Treadwell » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:08 am
"Well, chum, you did, or is all that fat between your ears getting to your memory?"
"Oh, shush! It's wonderfully good to see you! Come come! There's still some food left from lunch that can be warmed, if you've not eaten, mmph mmph, and we can talk about business!"
"The same as old times, eh, Allie? Going to Babette's after our morning council meetings and working her poor staff to *death* trying to feed all twenty-seven of us? Oh! One thing, one thing, one thing! Our Council is up to twenty-eight, plus the Chief Magistrate to make twenty-nine for breaking ties and overseeing things. It leads to much less wrangling about and butting our heads for hours and hours on end. Old man Frothenlip passed on about two months ago, and his sons were added to the Council in his stead."
"Then they're going to have to learn a thing or two about eating, mmph mmph! They're too. . . too average to properly fit in with everyone else!" With that, Aloisius Treadwell sinks into his chair at the end of the dining room table, waving his companion into a seat beside. Meanwhile, a young man all in red comes in, arms full with scrolls, books, a couple of boxes, and a leather pouch on top of it all.
"Ooooooh, don't you worry. The townsfolk have joined in calling them 'Bellies' just like they have the rest of us. The two of them have proven to have their father's love of good foods and ale, and it's long since started showing. Do remember you've been away for some time, eh, Allie?" A pause, a look at the entering lad, and then, "Marcus! Put all of that at this empty spot here at the table! Then--" A look at Treadwell. "I'm sure Mr. Treadwell can find you somewhere to rest?"
A finger points suddenly to a door on the left. "Guest room, over there. Use it all you need!" So, with that said, gifts are set down carefully, and the two men, neither admitting to already having had lunch, settle in to resume eating the leftovers at Treadwell's table as they talk.
"Allie, everything you requested is right there. Register of expenses, register of profits--those I'm sure you know well--the deed to your house and grounds, a Council statement acknowledging your return--again!--to your post, which is something you'll need to see to reasonably often, such as every couple of weeks or so. . . . There are also the keys to your house, storage buildings, lockboxes, doors--everything--in those boxes! And that pouch there? Open it. Go on!"
Aloisius Treadwell pauses, a mouthful of roast beef being chewed sloooowly before he swallows. He reaches to pick up and open the pouch, easing the contents out. In his palm land eyeglasses similar to those that were broken a number of months ago--golden, with thick, typically frosted lenses. As his jaw drops and he sliiiiides them up onto his plump shnozz and tucks the arms in at his ears, Jon Lincoln takes to nearly bursting with merry giggles and laughs.
"I thought, I knew you would end up breaking or losing yours eventually! I knew it! Hee hee! Don't worry about price; Tom Glazen owed me a very, very big favor, you see, so--" shoving himself to his feet and toddling over to again hug his astounded friend--"happy late birthday, Allie!"
"Looks like a table to me. Do you think it could hold up someone as bulbous as Treadwell?" -- Dr. Brennan, Myrken Wood Rememdium Edificium