by Treadwell » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:48 am
"Seventy shillings for a pound of grain! What? Most folks around here hardly pay that in a year's rent on their cottages! Good heavens!" Thus, furious at this sudden upswing in prices to nearly half again what they were, Aloisius Treadwell puts quill and ink to page, scrawling out a letter with many a blot from snapped quill.
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To: Rondeau Spier, Councilor of Trade and Commerce, Myrken Wood
Councilor Spier,
It is merely the second of June, sir, though I see we need to do something about prices in the marketplace. A pound of grain is up to seventy shillings, and word has it that some merchants are selling chicken and beef alike for nearly double what they're worth to a sensible man.
I don't think I need to say that, unlike taxes, foodstuffs simply don't double their price in a day. If people can't eat, sir, people get irritable. If people get irritable, then they get angry. If people get angry about their food, Councilor, then they take it out on the merchants, the fat, or the Council! Now, as I fit all of these three labels (admittedly, not a merchant of food, per sé, although I could certainly use this as an excuse to raise my own prices at the toy shop were I less than decent fellow!), I do wholeheartedly feel that we must do something about this!
I recommend a public announcement within the next few days setting prices to a reasonable amount--something perhaps a smidgeon higher than what they were, but not something outright excessive as this! In addition, any merchant found exceeding these reasonable prices--whatever we decide upon together and can put forth to the Council in short order--should be fined accordingly. Both of these duties are well within our powers--though leaning slightly more toward yours, sir.
From my toy store in the middle of town,
This second of June, A. R. 207,
Aloisius Horatio Treadwell, Councilor of Administrative Sanctions
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"Looks like a table to me. Do you think it could hold up someone as bulbous as Treadwell?" -- Dr. Brennan, Myrken Wood Rememdium Edificium