One Very Bad Night
Posted: Thu May 08, 2003 8:20 pm
Good heavens.
Aloisius Treadwell wanted a cigar.
No, he wanted a box of the blasted things. He'd not touched one in well near a month and a half, and tonight's mishaps with a thin, muscular beast that took him up into the rafters of the Broken Dagger, brought him back down to the door, and then did the indignity of sitting on him to keep him held in place did not help matters.
A good bottle of wine from his house, though, would have to do. So, with about a half a bottle of something red stirring in his gut, Gad proceeded to drowsily, drunkenly doze off, quietly humming something or other. At least he'd written up a death sentence (to be delivered in the morning) for the beast in question before touching the bottle.
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To: The Guards of Myrken Wood
From: Governor Gad Phuri, Judiciar
Tonight, I was assaulted in the Broken Dagger Inn by a slender, powerful beast with a massive tail, thin nostrils, and a colossal lower jaw. It was able to lift me--quite a feat, there!--jump into the rafters, and then somehow get us both safely back to the floor after I had fainted. An ensuing fight between it and a young man (who, heroically, fought it off and bought me time, though remains currently nameless) saw it spitting something into the lad's face. I was able to escape through the back door of the inn safely enough and get home, but. . . .
The beast is a thin humanoid with pale and scaly skin, greenish-blue eyes, webbed feet, and a tail. Further description can probably be gleaned from Pritchard; the louse stood there and *watched* the whole time.
In short, I wish it dead. Spare no expense. This thing attacked me, *no one* in the inn responded, and who knows if it will strike again? A thousand shillings are here offered as a reward to the man--or guard unit, to be divided as its members see fit--who brings me its head or corpse.
By my hand,
Governor Gad Phuri, Judiciar
[Seal attached]
Aloisius Treadwell wanted a cigar.
No, he wanted a box of the blasted things. He'd not touched one in well near a month and a half, and tonight's mishaps with a thin, muscular beast that took him up into the rafters of the Broken Dagger, brought him back down to the door, and then did the indignity of sitting on him to keep him held in place did not help matters.
A good bottle of wine from his house, though, would have to do. So, with about a half a bottle of something red stirring in his gut, Gad proceeded to drowsily, drunkenly doze off, quietly humming something or other. At least he'd written up a death sentence (to be delivered in the morning) for the beast in question before touching the bottle.
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To: The Guards of Myrken Wood
From: Governor Gad Phuri, Judiciar
Tonight, I was assaulted in the Broken Dagger Inn by a slender, powerful beast with a massive tail, thin nostrils, and a colossal lower jaw. It was able to lift me--quite a feat, there!--jump into the rafters, and then somehow get us both safely back to the floor after I had fainted. An ensuing fight between it and a young man (who, heroically, fought it off and bought me time, though remains currently nameless) saw it spitting something into the lad's face. I was able to escape through the back door of the inn safely enough and get home, but. . . .
The beast is a thin humanoid with pale and scaly skin, greenish-blue eyes, webbed feet, and a tail. Further description can probably be gleaned from Pritchard; the louse stood there and *watched* the whole time.
In short, I wish it dead. Spare no expense. This thing attacked me, *no one* in the inn responded, and who knows if it will strike again? A thousand shillings are here offered as a reward to the man--or guard unit, to be divided as its members see fit--who brings me its head or corpse.
By my hand,
Governor Gad Phuri, Judiciar
[Seal attached]