It is a broad piece of parchment, and not likely to be a clean one for very long; it's been a damp week, after all, and all the world seems a little muddy. But the words are clear nonetheless, inked in a bold and well-practised hand. The sign reads:Cheap Fish
This Week Only
Do not Miss Out on the Broken Dagger's Grand Fish Extravaganza!
For the duration of this week only, our Grand Expanse of fish meals are reduced to a meagre Half of their seasonal prices!
Yes, HALF!
You are cordially invited to sample our finest fish dishes, from such dainties as Pike in Galentyne, to more hearty meals such as Turbut Roste Ensauce, and even the rare and much sought-after Gele of Fyssh!
In addition, each fish meal purchased will arrive at your table aromatically steaming, and accompanied by a tankard filled to brimming with the liquor of your choice*, compliments of the Broken Dagger tavern!
Enjoy this Offer Now. Later is Too Late!
Supplies Are Limited...And Delicious!
* We regret that neither Sake, Grappa nor Absinthe may be requested as a complimentary liquor. The Broken Dagger tavern does not stock the blood of living creatures for the purposes of drinking, nor does it condone the practice. Please consider a mug of our seasonal juices, which are renowned throughout the tavern.