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To Glenn, regarding the Pantsless Psychopath

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:45 pm
by channe
A note dropped in Glenn's secure inbox by Agnie herself, before she heads off to find a horse --

Hello Guvvie,

This morninge I talked with your idiot Lenthum abowt Aeryn. You do know that Lenthum is as crazy as Aeryn? At any way he wants to go after him, revenge and all that shit. Anyway it's true, Aeryn is becoming a Problem.

Parentlee at the Dagger a few nights passed, he atackd the asshole fay that hangs around there and his snog-boy. Renaya fought him. She beleevs him to be the one responsibul for the evil murders of Late. He is certunly Possessed by evil as reported by Zilyah and Catch and honestley this is my therey as well after his downward Spiral. Either way we must Aprehend him. One thing is certun: You cant send Constabuls after Aeryn as he has great Powur. You will need Professunuls. Fighters and a Mind Mage. I can only do so much with the Bright, thank you very much for that, if I had been Listed for two more months there would be Things I could do to help. Lenthum is gowing to get his ass evisserated. I mean, I'm not going to cry when that happuns as he is a Drunkass Butthole, but I suppose as Charewoman of defens I should try to not get people killed huh.

So that is my Report and Recomendashion, as much as I don't want to make it. But I didnt want Aeryn to be a fucking Psycho path, either. Bastard. Anyway I am Scouting todaye around the Wall and will talk to you Soon.

From,
Agnie (chare Woman of defens)

PostPosted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 1:56 pm
by Glenn
Burnie received the letter, his first official missive from Agnieszka. It was tempting to bring in a few of the scribes to help him read it, for foreign languages was never his strongest skill, but really, there was no point in giving them headaches. He would suffer for Myrken once again.

At the end, he rubbed at his eye with the bottom of his palm, trying to sooth the pain behind it. "Huh, Aeryn's back," He mused to himself. It was true. The second you become governor, you are suddenly the last person to know anything in Myrken. Well, at least Glenn wouldn't feel bad like he would about Catch and... "Wait, did she say he was going to get his ass eviscerated?" Whatever the bright was, it did not bring with it a mastery of anatomy. With a shrug, Glenn dipped his pen and started to write.