Well Wishes for the Governor and His Lady
It was a busy night in Myrkentown. Young, generally illiterate men (of which there were so many to be found and easily hired) ran through the streets on a singular errand. Posters had been made in preparation for a certain party to be held at the Calomel Farm. Oh, there was some guesswork involved, though certain signals, rings upon fingers and the sort, made it a safe guess the reason for the celebration. Truly, even if the message upon the poster was false in one area, there were certain truths that could not be denied.
So by morning, over a hundred copies of the poster would be found all around Myrken. The news of them and their message spread very quickly indeed. It may have been one of Myrkentown's worst kept secrets, but it was generally kept quiet by all parties involved. Now there was such reason to speak about it openly.
So by morning, over a hundred copies of the poster would be found all around Myrken. The news of them and their message spread very quickly indeed. It may have been one of Myrkentown's worst kept secrets, but it was generally kept quiet by all parties involved. Now there was such reason to speak about it openly.
On this fine Myrken morning, we would like to offer our most heartfelt congratulations to Cinnabar Calomel, our assuredly incorruptable and highly moral Governor, upon news of his matrimony to Cambree Swinton, madam of the Myrkentown Teahouse, agreed by all to be the very finest brothel in all the province.
Concerned Citizens for a Cleaner Myrken
Concerned Citizens for a Cleaner Myrken