by Treadwell » Tue May 21, 2013 4:02 am
Delicious, delightful, belly filling slurpiness and gobbliness of delights and treats and ale and sludge that passes for a hodge-podge mish-mash of foods and cuisines: the fallen Treadwell, in his unconsciousness, has drifted off to dream of the Glutton in his native environment, half submerged and eternally hungry and endlessly eating. In short, it's paradise for the old slug.
Then there is the horrible problem of that fat, little, mortal body having to wake up.
At first, swimmy-headed dizziness is confused for actual swimming in the Glutton's sea of ale and mush. A brief giggliness and a pat of the stomach ease the woozy fellow gingerly back to this reality. Even though the Glutton's reality is always either a nap away or a bit of daydreaming distant, that dark and fetid cave is now replaced with the bright and sunny greenery of Myrken Wood.
Aloisius Horatio Treadwell's first problem is getting his cane back upright, point-first into the grass. His second is hefting his feast-swollen self, with his robe and underlying pajamas all too tight, back to a sitting position and, then, with aching knees and ankles and back and backside to his feet.
A hand goes up to straighten his glasses and to brush the knot grown on his forehead--"Oww!" Another wave of nausea sets the wobbly tub's vision and stomach spinning. Lunch, however animal and fluffy it was, is held in check, though. That hand goes from head to belly, rubbing it, soothing it gently as he looks around with bleary and blurry eyes to take in where he is.
This part of the wood is unfamiliar.
Ears hint that the screams from the children--another stomach-churning horror!--seem to be from all around instead of one given direction, although the truth would find it all toward the west, somewhere, from where he stands.
What of the Glutton's slime trail, splotchy and gray and goopy? Slow turning about sees none of it; it's still right where he left it, worming its way somewhat erratically through the undergrowth and mud and grass. However, Treadwell had apparently left it behind him somewhere, having stumbled just through enough of the trees before whacking his head--though it's certainly something he can smell (to him alone, so sweet and fragrant and healthy and normal).
He could find it easily enough. Some stumbling back the way that he thinks he came, a bit of careful sniff-snuffling about (even a nose deadened some by how much he smokes of his pipe can pick up the, to most, reek of that trail), and he could follow it back. . . .
Back to where?
To the other ravenous, gluttonous monstrosity that was eating children just as he feasted on wildlife? To the crushed bodies and blood-slurped slabs and chunks of young, human meat?
"My only choice, mmph mmph."
A look up, barely, causes another stumbly spiral of dizziness, a spiral stopped by fleshy hand meeting tree trunk and cane stabbing fiercely into mud.
"Not going home another way, mmph mmph. Lost!"
So, after a few moments of trying to come back to his senses and failing quite miserably, Aloisius Treadwell lurches back the way he'd come, carefully (and, secretly, quite happily inside) scenting out the oozy slime he'd left behind, soon using it as a wandering, messy, and safe trail back to the edge of the woods.
"Looks like a table to me. Do you think it could hold up someone as bulbous as Treadwell?" -- Dr. Brennan, Myrken Wood Rememdium Edificium