Of Stretching Necks and Exploding Vials
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2003 11:57 am
Aloisius Treadwell sits lazily slumped backward at his desk in the Myrken Wood Meetinghouse; the poor man's actually having to work, for once, and the effort is wearing him out. Inbetween (sluggish) bursts of writing, he's working his way through an assortment of foods scrounged up from the Meetinghouse's kitchen--a sandwich here, a good fat salami there, a wedge of cheese *there*, and a pitcher of ale and accompanying mug to the right of all that. In short, he has little room to actually write, which suits him fine.
However, were one to peep over the rounded shoulder, past the fluffy crumb-specked beard, and at what he's writing by a flickering oil lantern, that one would make out some sloppy handwriting that's something of a journal entry.
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18 August
I'm waiting for Altias's opinions on whether or not to string up the two gypsies. It's currently three to one, and, while his vote won't sway things either way, it *does* count. Mmph! For my part, I'd dare say that the two of 'em deserve a good stretching of their necks for being such brazen hussies in the first place, raising their voices in a council meeting and blathering on about whether we're doing things properly! Rest assured they'll join the rest of the felons and miscreants and rogues and thieves who've ended their days on that lovely, worn scaffold in the middle of the square. It's all a matter of when.
Then there's that dratted goblin from the other night, blowing up a table in the Dagger and setting it afire. He had the nerve to dare to leave a vial of powder with me much like what I wager burnt Tyralor--crammed into my nose, no less, but there all the same! That is safely ensconced in my desk, here, wrapped up in a spare handkerchief and carefully tucked away between some papers and the front of the desk drawer. I reckon it should actually be examined as soon as possible; I'll see about getting it over to Daniels or Kilborn at the first opportunity. For now, it's hidden here. I'm not about to carry something like that around with me; drugged candies can sit about in a coat pocket just fine, but explosive powders can't!
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The writing ends here; Treadwell's out of ink, actually, as noted by a fading of the scribbled last few letters. He sets the wet paper on a bookcase behind him then goes about to filling his tummy. Aeri's recent words concerning losing weight and such certainly haven't gone to heart in the slightest, in spite of an initial--and faked--outburst of emotion at them. Ohhh, yes. That was a fairly rich moment--a fair test of his long out of use acting abilities. Besides, it was only proper to pretend to be affected by what she had to say. Sometimes a man just has to keep up appearances--or, in this case, keep stretching out a stomach.
However, were one to peep over the rounded shoulder, past the fluffy crumb-specked beard, and at what he's writing by a flickering oil lantern, that one would make out some sloppy handwriting that's something of a journal entry.
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18 August
I'm waiting for Altias's opinions on whether or not to string up the two gypsies. It's currently three to one, and, while his vote won't sway things either way, it *does* count. Mmph! For my part, I'd dare say that the two of 'em deserve a good stretching of their necks for being such brazen hussies in the first place, raising their voices in a council meeting and blathering on about whether we're doing things properly! Rest assured they'll join the rest of the felons and miscreants and rogues and thieves who've ended their days on that lovely, worn scaffold in the middle of the square. It's all a matter of when.
Then there's that dratted goblin from the other night, blowing up a table in the Dagger and setting it afire. He had the nerve to dare to leave a vial of powder with me much like what I wager burnt Tyralor--crammed into my nose, no less, but there all the same! That is safely ensconced in my desk, here, wrapped up in a spare handkerchief and carefully tucked away between some papers and the front of the desk drawer. I reckon it should actually be examined as soon as possible; I'll see about getting it over to Daniels or Kilborn at the first opportunity. For now, it's hidden here. I'm not about to carry something like that around with me; drugged candies can sit about in a coat pocket just fine, but explosive powders can't!
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The writing ends here; Treadwell's out of ink, actually, as noted by a fading of the scribbled last few letters. He sets the wet paper on a bookcase behind him then goes about to filling his tummy. Aeri's recent words concerning losing weight and such certainly haven't gone to heart in the slightest, in spite of an initial--and faked--outburst of emotion at them. Ohhh, yes. That was a fairly rich moment--a fair test of his long out of use acting abilities. Besides, it was only proper to pretend to be affected by what she had to say. Sometimes a man just has to keep up appearances--or, in this case, keep stretching out a stomach.