by Duquesne » Fri Mar 01, 2013 7:16 am
Woger was a simple man of simple birth, who lead a mediocre sort of life in a mediocre cottage with mediocre thatch, which was ruled over by the rather obsessive hand of a rather compulsive wife. He had for his legacy a number of battles, some successful and some not, a brief commission in a lord's personal guard, and a brood of children whose obsessiveness and compulsiveness rivaled that of their mother (though not quite, for she was the summit of such characterizations). Nevertheless, this Woger rarely complained about his circumstances, for it was his good fortune to resign his mind to quietude. He was never prone to exercise it or expand it unduly as a result, nor lend himself in the dull hours of long winter evenings to deep musings over the state of the world, or of his corner of it, nor even of his even smaller corner near his wife's mediocre fireplace. In short, the man made the perfect soldier, wholeheartedly willing to receive and obey commands, and his life's work had been about just such activities... until the day when an axe was fatefully swung, resulting in a mild limp for his leg with a mildly lazy foot attached. His career as a military grunt was over, and though the man suffered a mere moment in which his mind shook off its apathy and imagined vividly some other life, some other occupation, there as clouds parted to admit great beams of enlightenment, for he could be anything he chose to be! alas that epiphany was short-lived, for it nearly exhausted him to death and prolonged his inmacy in the army infirmary. And so, Woger, with five children and another on the way, had no way to make a living.
However, Fortune would smile on him just once and through a series of seemingly random events, would auspiciously place him directly in the path of a one Syl Duquesne, who subjected poor Woger to a series of the most direct and discerning questions ever uttered in the simple man's presence. Whatever replies he stammered and stuttered must have satisfied that young lord, for Woger found himself suddenly employed and collecting a somewhat larger wage than he had ever earned in all his five and thirty years. He also was given adequate lodgings, a healthy spit of land to own for his own self, and an assortment of other investments acquired by modest request. And in return, Woger offered the most pure and most sincere loyalty an earthly, mortal soul can offer, so that when Duquesne asked him to escort a young female student to and from town, the man agreed without question.
Woger O'lgrud, forty years old this past fall, in a most uncharacteristic and sudden evolution, has himself a thought. And it is the merest inkling ever, but a thought it certainly is: a tax on his good fortunes have finally arisen. His charge, Miss Gloria Wynsee, spoke so ceaselessly he imaged she had bellows in her belly... for she had not stopped since they rode through the gates at Darkenhold nearly an hour ago. For just over a week now, the once-soldier has been riding with her four days per week, two hours per day, and he had been barraged with so many questions and washed over with so many comments he had often felt like he was safely at home among his troop of chattering offspring. The first two days, he did his utmost to respond... but soon changed his mind, offering her a mere and occasional acknowledgement or affirmation in the form a kindly grunt or nod or sometimes a chuckle or a concise response if he was feeling inspired or generous (the same attitude he applied to his home life). All in all, though, never could a young student be in more capable, more protective company, for though Woger was simple... he was no trifle.
"One tooth were yanked out, miss, on account 'o bein' rotten," he says of the beast she rides, he from his bundled slump in the saddle atop a proper horse, "and two he broke chompin' at the stall. He be mean an' unnatur'l, miss; mind yer digits."
But here is a thing which has Woger's rein-hand tightening in quick order. Odd lights, the likes of which defy his understanding, though this was not the first time he had witnessed seemingly otherworldly events. A frown sets into his mouth-corners as a man materializes there and Woger's hand lowers to unmask a sword-hilt slung in his saddle leather. He knew Gloria disliked such weapons, so he had placed it in a familiar but inconspicuous location so as to put her at ease. Now, though, he has a stable and steady hand and will draw if he is made to. "Settle, miss," he murmurs to Gloria reassuringly, while his eyes never leave the figure of the man who has suddenly formed so many yards distant. "We be on our way," he adds wisely, "no sense hangin' about here."